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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In November, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In December, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Last week, I recruited kimkali as a new cultist (30 points). Yesterday, I rescued thankyoukindly from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).

In short, I have been very good (10 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
anonymous_james

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